“John Egbert can kill Macbeth.”

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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marisatomay

need the studios to cave to the guilds demands very immediately or tom cruise is going to have Free Time on his hands for the first time in 42 years we as a species cannot allow that to happen like this is what he’s like when he’s busy working every single day of his life can you imagine what would happen if he got BORED

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screenshot of an article from the onion titled: Union Lets Tom Cruise Act During Strike From Fear Of What He'll Do When He Can't Make Movies (Published July 17, 2023 at 1pm)ALT

oh so we’re just stealing amanda marisatomay bits now